"Three words, eight letters, say it and I'm yours." - Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl

"All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties. Seriously, Ohio, these retinas need a day off." - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"You worry too much, Terri! Mom smoked every day when she was pregnant and we turned out perfectly normal!" - Glee

"I am obsolete... this must be what normal people feel like at Blockbuster." - Joss Whedon, Dollhouse

"I could have eaten alpha bits and crapped out a better essay." - Community

"I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested." - Sheldon, Big Bang Theory

"I don't know what that means." - Brennan, Bones

"We're adults. When did that happen and how do we make it stop?"

 -Grey's Anatomy

"Faith is believing when there's nothing else you can do."

-One Tree Hill

"Dear Sam and Dean Winchester,

There are werewolves in La Push.

Love, the Cullens"

"Whats wrong with me? Whats wrong with me is that your freakishly tall! I feel like a woodland creature!"

-Glee

"We're fighting for people's lives right? Do you ever wonder who we're fighting with?" -One Tree Hill

"Your lack of imagination astounds me! This is only the beginning! If you can master this, you can sneak anything out of a store between your knees: shoes, prom dresses. I once got a cake out of a kids birthday party with the candle still lit!" -Glee

"My father always said you become a man when you buy your first house. I'm not sure what he meant by that, since he burnt ours down once after a drunken fight with mom." -Glee

"You might laugh because every time I sign my name I put a gold star after it, but it's a metaphor. And metaphors are important. My gold stars are a metaphor for me being a star." -Glee

"You know, there’s a question I get asked a lot. Whether I’m accepting an honorary doctorate or performing a citizen’s arrest, people ask me, “Sue, what’s your secret?” Well, I’ll tell you my secret, western Ohio. Sue Sylvester’s not afraid to shake things up. You know, I’m tired of hearing people complain, “I’m riddled with this disease!” or “I was in that tsunami!” To them, I say “Shake it up a bit! Get out of your box! Even if that box happens to be where you’re living. I’ll often yell at homeless people. “Hey, how’s that homelessness working out for ya? Give not being homeless a try, huh?” You know something, Ohio? It’s not easy breaking out of your comfort zone. People will tear you down, tell you you shouldn’t have bothered in the first place, but let me tell you something. There’s not much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you. They’re both just making a lot of noise. How you take it is up to you. Convince yourself they’re cheering for you. You do that, and someday, they will!" 

-Sue Sylvester, Glee

"Not everyone's going to have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance, but I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage. that's why I pay taxes. it keeps garbage men working so they can afford tacos. To feed their family." -Sue Sylvester, Glee

"I've come to the conclusion that if having things turn out the way you wanted them to is a measure of a successful life, then some would say I'm a failure. The important thing is not to be bitter over life's disappointments. Learn to let go of the past and recognize that every day won't be sunny. And when you find yourself lost in the darkness and despair, remember: it's only in the black of night we see the stars. And those stars will lead you back home. So don't be afraid to make mistakes, stumble and fall, because most of the time the greatest rewards come from doing the things that scare you the most. Maybe you'll get everything you wished for. Maybe you'll get more than you ever could have imagined. Who knows where life will take you? The road is long, and in the end, the journey is the destination." -One Tree Hill

"It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see, one of them won't do it but the second will set you free. Tell all your hate and anger, it's time to say goodbye. And it's just what I'll do, as soon as those bastards I work for die." -Phoebe Buffay, F.R.I.E.N.D.S

"This watch belonged to my father. It's broken now, but it used to keep perfect time. And when he gave it to me, he said, 'you could set your heart by this watch'. It stopped October 1st... the day we met." 

-Alias