"Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend." - Agatha Christie

"Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me - she said they were Satan's panties." -Miss Congeniality

"Your lack of imagination astounds me! This is only the beginning! If you can master this, you can sneak anything out of a store between your knees: shoes, prom dresses. I once got a cake out of a kids birthday party with the candle still lit!" -Glee

"The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them." -Randy K Milholland

"Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime." -G. Gordon Liddy

"Crime is naught but misdirected energy." -Emma Goldman