"I'm not dead yet!" - Monty Python

"Peasant: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant: Well, I got better!"
- Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elder berries!" - Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." 

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail