"Profanity: The effort of a feeble mind to express itself forcibly."
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with other people's idiocy." - Bill Watterson
"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?" - Paul Merton
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, it's just that yours is stupid."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." - Scott Adams
"You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm." - Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
"There's no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity." - Robertson Davies
"Anything too stupid to be said is sung." - Voltaire
"The smaller the mind the greater the conceit." -Aesop
