"There's no reason to be the richest man in the elementary. You can't do any business from there." - Colonel Sanders

"Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be." - Rita Rudner

"Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn't changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I'm just wearing better shoes." - Oprah Winfrey

"I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich." -M.A.S.H