"You laugh because I'm different... I laugh because I farted."

“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable that makes people laugh.” – Will Rogers

"It's much better to laugh at something you did, than to cry over something you didn't."

"May your walls know joy, may every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility."

-Maryanne Radmacher-Hershey

"We must laugh before we are happy, for fear of dying without having laughed at all."

-Jean de la Bruyere

"He who laughs last didn't get it, but he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind."

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder."