"Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than what they think laughable."

-Johann Wolfgang Van Goethe

"Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout as you did in Rome, "Do your worst, for I will do mine!" Then the fates will know you as Albert Mondego the man!" -The Count Of Monte Cristo

"My father always said you become a man when you buy your first house. I'm not sure what he meant by that, since he burnt ours down once after a drunken fight with mom." -Glee