“Twilight, again. Another ending. No matter how perfectly the day is, it always has to end.” – Twilight

"I was just wondering why you stabbed him - not that I object." -Twilight

"Dear Sam and Dean Winchester,

There are werewolves in La Push.

Love, the Cullens"

"And then Edward ate Bella and he was like 'nom, nom, nom'." 

...how Twilight should have ended...