"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's 97 today and we don't know where the heck she is." - Ellen DeGeneres

"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." - Martin Mull

“PE Teacher: Now you are gonna complete these prints, because if you don’t, you fail. And if you fail

gym, you’ll never get into college.

Josie Gellar: You guys are still telling that lie?!” – Never Been Kissed

"I think that anyone who comes upon a Nautilus machine suddenly will agree with me that it's prototype was clearly invented at some time in history when torture was considered a reasonable alternative to diplomacy."

-Anna Quindlen

"Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage." -Evan Esar

"I don't work out. If God had intended for me to bend over he'd have put diamonds on the floor."

"The only reason I would take up jogging, is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."

"I had to give up jogging for my health. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire."