"Now they show how detergents take out blood stains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a bloodstained t-shirt, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." - Jerry Seinfeld

"I believe you should live every day as if it's your last. that is why I don't have any clean laundry - because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day on earth?"