"Satan sucks; tell everyone."

"I may be going to hell, but you're riding shot gun."

"Go to heaven for the climate; hell for the company." - Mark Twain

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."

...It'd would make sense...

"There's no shame in being afraid. Hell, we're all afraid. What you gotta do is figure out what you're afraid of because when you put a force on it you can beat it. Better yet, you can use it. Looking back on what I said all those years ago, all the hopes and dreams I had, I've come to the conclusion that if having things turn out the way you want them to is a measure of a successful life, then some would say I'm a failure." 

-Whitey, One Tree Hill

"Stop, drop, and roll doesn't work in hell." - By the End of Tonight