"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elder berries!" - Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
"All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties. Seriously, Ohio, these retinas need a day off." - Sue Sylvester, Glee
"Please stop reassuring me of how respectful you are whenever you're about to tell me that I'm an idiot." -Ender's Shadow, Orson Scott Card
"Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up'." - Daniel Tosh
