"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy."

-Henry Kissinger

"Infatuation is when you think he's sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader  as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Connors. Love is when you realize he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader  as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford but you'll take him anyway." -Judith Viorst